The Day Aliens Invaded China
Author(s): virdant & reiicharu
Artist: ravyn_ashling
Crossover: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, not harmed intended
Type: Gen, Humour, Crack
Word Count: 16 412 words
Characters/Pairings: KAT-TUN + ARASHI/NEWS/SMAP/Hey!Say!Jump/KANJANI8/V6
Summary: Kame's Life is Clearly Hard. With Capitals.
"Yamapi’s half asleep when Jin calls him. It’s not unusual for Jin to call him for food, for keys, to help him find his way home from some deserted place in Osaka (no, Yamapi never did ask how that happened) or to help him out of a revolving door. So really, when Jin does call, he’s not surprised.
“HELP.”
And with that, Jin hangs up.
Yamapi is logical. He calls Koyama."