"And you should speak more distinctly," Draco started, but broke off when he saw the look on Granger’s face. It looked like she was ready to start wreaking havoc with her clipboard, with possible bonus ‘quill-eye-poking-out’ action.
Five excruciating minutes later, Draco had learned that Pansy envied Hermione’s thighs (dear God); that Hermione liked Pansy’s haircut; and other similarly scintillating facts.
"The Potter-Malfoy Problem"
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обожаю фики, где Гермиона и Панси берут дело в свои руки ))