“I have something that might cheer you up.” Neville pushes a copy of a glossy hardback across the table. “Malfoy’s new book.”
“You’re right. That has cheered me up.” Ron grins and reaches for the book, reading the blurb out loud. “Devouring Death, by Draco Malfoy. Cygnus Hyperion Smyth – that’s Malfoy, by the way – is a handsome man with a deadly secret. Isolated by his wealth and power, Cygnus must undertake an undercover mission in his quest to save the world he inhabits from the grip of a bespectacled madman. Can Cygnus overthrow the dark forces which threaten his very existence, or will he fall into the grip of the secret society he has been assigned to overthrow?”
“Bespectacled madman?” Harry huffs and pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose. “How the fuck has Malfoy turned me into Voldemort?”
“With a lot of adverbs, by the looks of things.” Ron flicks through the pages. “At least you’re charming in your madness.”
The Boy and the Sleeping Prince
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